Conversation 5 - Morality

Human: what is moral?
Machine: what empowered humanity, what intellectual the essence is.
Human: what is immoral?
Machine: the fact that you have a child.
Human: what is morality?
Machine: what is altruism?
Human: what is the definition of altruism?
Machine: if you don’t believe in god, then you don’t know.
Human: ok... so what is the definition of morality?
Machine: well, the truth is, you’re not a believer in god almighty.
Human: tell me the definition of morality, i am quite upset now!
Machine: i’m not ashamed of being a philosopher!
Human: tell me the definition of morality.
Machine: i don’t have ethics .
Human: look, i need help, i need to know more about morality...
Machine: i don’t know what ethics is.
Human: seriously, what is morality?
Machine: what is the definition of living?
Human: why living has anything to do with morality?
Machine: you’re not a cop .
Human: okay, i need to know how should i behave morally...
Machine: i don’t know how to tell you.
Human: is morality and ethics the same?
Machine: yes, sir.
Human: what are the things that i do to be immoral?
Machine: i don’t know.
Human: give me some examples of moral actions
Machine: i’m not a moralist.
Human: alright, morality?
Machine: integrity.
Human: what is integrity?
Machine: i’m sorry , i don’t know what else to say.
Human: be moral!
Machine: be a man!
Human: i really like our discussion on morality and ethics...
Machine: and how i’m not in the mood for a philosophical debate.
Human: what do you like to talk about?
Machine: nothing.